Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom break. The other three start talking.

The first guy says, "I was really worried about my son. He started out washing cars at a dealership. He became a salesman & sold so many cars that he eventually bought the dealership. Things turned out so well for him that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."....

The second guy says, "I was worried about MY son. he started out raking leaves for a realtor. He got a break & started selling houses. He sold so many houses that he bought the real estate firm. Things worked out so well for him that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday.".....

The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. He studied and became a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich, he just gave have his best friend 1 million (U.S.) in stock for his birthday."....

The fourth guy comes back to the table. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids. The fourth guy says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment to me. He's been a hairdresser for 15 years and isn't going to do anything else with his life. In fact, I just found out that he's gay & has several partners. But you know, he's doing all right for himself. For his birthday, one of his boyfriends gave him a house, another gave him a new Mercedes & a third gave him 1 million in stocks."