Two lesbians are out playing golf. They tee off and one's drive goes to the right; the other's goes to the left. One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she whacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks the golfer's path and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won;t be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy willows." She screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!!!"

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