A queer goes on holiday to the Isle of Man, and books himself into a hotel right at the north of the island. The second day he finds out all the night life is at the south end of the island, fifteen miles away. He gets down there and has a great night out, drinking in all the bars and pubs.

At the end, wanting to get back to his hotel he calls a taxi. When the taxi turns up he asks the driver how much it is to his hotel.

"�15" replies the driver.

"I've only got �5 left", he says to the driver, "take me as far as you can."

"No chance," the driver replies, "�15 or nothing."

The queer pleads with the driver but the driver insists on the full �15 and eventually drives off leaving the queer stranded 15 miles from his hotel. The queer is really pissed off with the driver and on the long walk back to the hotel vows to get own his on back.

The next night he goes down to the south of the island and again has a excellent night out. This time, however, he remembers to put �15 in his top pocket for the taxi back. He walks to the taxi rank and sees the driver that pissed him off the previous night in the third taxi in the queue.

So he goes to the first taxi and asks the driver how much it is to his hotel

"�15" the driver replies.

"I'll give you �5 and a blow job in the back of the taxi."

The driver tells him to fuck off so he goes to the second taxi and asks him the same question and gets the same answer.

He goes to the third taxi and asks how much it is to his hotel.

"Same as last night, �15."

The queer shows him the �15 in his top pocket and the driver tells him to get in.

As they drive pass the first two taxis the queer waves to the first two taxi drivers and gives them a thumbs up and a big wink.