If Women Ruled the World

....Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

....PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

....Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

....Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

....Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within five hours of bedtime.

....Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

....Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

....All toilet seats would be nailed down.

....TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.

....All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator

....During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.

....For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.